Case #002 "tj"


What is your full name?
You know better than that. You got a death wish or what? TJ = the initials (reversed) of the love-o-my-life when I was 12 - John Taylor (Duran Duran)

How old are you?
Younger than you (and that is what counts). But for b'day card purposes my DOB is 20/4/71

Where were u born?
Brisbane, Australia. But hope to break free of that ASAP!

Where do u live?
Down the road from you! U stupid bitch! Where do u think I go when I leave your house? (for those not in the know - Brisbane - still)

What do u do for a living?
Apart from drink with you?

Yes!
I study Business majoring in Public Relations - I'll finish this year

What do u do when u are not working?
Drinking (usually with you), going to the football (usually with you), reading, CD shopping and hopefully spending a hell of a lot more time at the Healer

When were u first introduced to the internet?
Same drunken dinner party as you. While u were "surfing" I was in the kitchen getting tin cans slammed on my hand. My first view of the "net" was your search of nude Brad Pitt pics for me!

If u could live anywhere in the world where would it be and y?
London - NATCH!!!!! Coz I love the place, it is the one place I feel totally comfortable and confident in being myself. I just love the place and Chelsea FC - OF COURSE!

Have u done anything illegal?
Apart from smoking a spliff as we do this? Yep sure!!!

What would that be?
The usual - speeding, running red lights, drinking underage, drugs (nothing too nasty just the odd spliff / cone or two!), that is about it I think.

Who is Bob? (courtesy darcman)
Have u never seen Twin Peaks? Seriously Bob is one of my old nicknames at school; and more importantly 2. the name I give to anything I can't think of a name for

What is your fave alcoholic drink (keep it to less than 10) ?
Ha Ha it is to laugh!! Beer, Vodka, Beer, Rum, Vodka, Beer, Vodka (see only 7!!)

Beer = pretty much anything (except Fosters, Tooheys and Stella (due to my psychological problem with that particular beer) Vodka = Stoli, Stoli and Stoli - BARKEEP!!!! Rum = Bundy!! - nectar of the gods. All bow down to the almighty Bundy Bear!!

If u won the lotto what would u do with the money?
Well ... umm... DUH!!!

Go to London of course and never return! (Well maybe when I needed a dose of sun)

When was the last time u got shit-faced, maggoted, mutha munted?
I was rather "nicely nicely" on New Years Eve. The most impressive before then was when I walked up to u at Embankment tube station (OK so I was definitely not walking in a straight line)

If you could say one thing to the channel what would it b?
I am real!!!! I really do exist!!!! (and if u don't believe me SOD OFF)

What type of music do u listen to?
Everything from Puccini to Billie Holiday to the Stones (my real love). I am the "rock chick bar none".

What was the last CD u bought?
Dave Graney & the Coral Snakes - The Soft n Sexy Sounds (with El Supremo as an extra CD) - for those not in the know Dave Graney is the "king of suave"

What is your fave (1)movie (2)TV shows?
(1) Godfather 1&2 (3 is OK) but also Apocalypse Now cos it is a total trip

(2) Xfiles( Mulder is sex on a stick), Friends, Cybil (cos that is what u and I will be like in 20 years), ER, Men Behaving Badly, The Bill - and I really miss Fantasy Football League.

Who were your role models when u were growing up?
Dawesy ( my teacher from 5th to 7th grade) and my grandmother cos she is the ultimate chick!!

What is the best sport in the world?
FOOTBALL - all 4 codes but especially my one and only love - Essendon FC

Name 5 things u would like to be rid of in the world?

  1. Ray Martin (ok I am jumping on a bandwagon here but maybe something will be done)
  2. Australian emigration laws
  3. prejudice
  4. egomaniacal twats
  5. AIDS

What really irritates u more than anything else?
see 1 & 2 above

What makes u laugh?
You (especially when u r pissed) and the fact that Man U got knocked out of the FA Cup by Wimbledon

If u had one wish what would it b?
To be able to live and work in London - ok it is self serving but what the hey

But in a universal sense to find a cure for illnesses such as AIDS and cancer

If u were to choose one person in the world to meet who would it b?
Only 1? OK

Dead: Lord Byron (ok I am a hopeless romantic)

Alive: Keith Richards (the one and only)

If u were to have 5 people to a dinner party (alive or dead) who would they b?

  1. You - to liven things up
  2. Jerry Garcia - cos he is the grooviest!
  3. Jack Kerouac - cos he is the beatest!
  4. Billie Holiday - cos I just love the woman!
  5. Arthur Miller - cos he is just an amazing writer!