How old are you?
Younger than you (and that is what counts). But for b'day card purposes my DOB is 20/4/71
Where were u born?
Brisbane, Australia. But hope to break free of that ASAP!
Where do u live?
Down the road from you! U stupid bitch! Where do u think I go when I leave your house? (for those not in the know - Brisbane - still)
What do u do for a living?
Apart from drink with you?
Yes!
I study Business majoring in Public Relations - I'll finish this year
What do u do when u are not working?
Drinking (usually with you), going to the football (usually with you), reading, CD shopping and hopefully spending a hell of a lot more time at the Healer
When were u first introduced to the internet?
Same drunken dinner party as you. While u were "surfing" I was in the kitchen getting tin cans slammed on my hand. My first view of the "net" was your search of nude Brad Pitt pics for me!
If u could live anywhere in the world where would it be and y?
London - NATCH!!!!! Coz I love the place, it is the one place I feel totally comfortable and confident in being myself. I just love the place and Chelsea FC - OF COURSE!
Have u done anything illegal?
Apart from smoking a spliff as we do this? Yep sure!!!
What would that be?
The usual - speeding, running red lights, drinking underage, drugs (nothing too nasty just the odd spliff / cone or two!), that is about it I think.
Who is Bob? (courtesy darcman)
Have u never seen Twin Peaks? Seriously Bob is one of my old nicknames at school; and more importantly 2. the name I give to anything I can't think of a name for
What is your fave alcoholic drink (keep it to less than 10) ?
Ha Ha it is to laugh!! Beer, Vodka, Beer, Rum, Vodka, Beer, Vodka (see only 7!!)
Beer = pretty much anything (except Fosters, Tooheys and Stella (due to my psychological problem with that particular beer) Vodka = Stoli, Stoli and Stoli - BARKEEP!!!! Rum = Bundy!! - nectar of the gods. All bow down to the almighty Bundy Bear!!
If u won the lotto what would u do with the money?
Well ... umm... DUH!!!
Go to London of course and never return! (Well maybe when I needed a dose of sun)
When was the last time u got shit-faced, maggoted, mutha munted?
I was rather "nicely nicely" on New Years Eve. The most impressive before then was when I walked up to u at Embankment tube station (OK so I was definitely not walking in a straight line)
If you could say one thing to the channel what would it b?
I am real!!!! I really do exist!!!! (and if u don't believe me SOD OFF)
What type of music do u listen to?
Everything from Puccini to Billie Holiday to the Stones (my real love). I am the "rock chick bar none".
What was the last CD u bought?
Dave Graney & the Coral Snakes - The Soft n Sexy Sounds (with El Supremo as an extra CD) - for those not in the know Dave Graney is the "king of suave"
What is your fave (1)movie (2)TV shows?
(1) Godfather 1&2 (3 is OK) but also Apocalypse Now cos it is a total trip
(2) Xfiles( Mulder is sex on a stick), Friends, Cybil (cos that is what u and I will be like in 20 years), ER, Men Behaving Badly, The Bill - and I really miss Fantasy Football League.
Who were your role models when u were growing up?
Dawesy ( my teacher from 5th to 7th grade) and my grandmother cos she is the ultimate chick!!
What is the best sport in the world?
FOOTBALL - all 4 codes but especially my one and only love - Essendon FC
Name 5 things u would like to be rid of in the world?
What really irritates u more than anything else?
see 1 & 2 above
What makes u laugh?
You (especially when u r pissed) and the fact that Man U got knocked out of the FA Cup by Wimbledon
If u had one wish what would it b?
To be able to live and work in London - ok it is self serving but what the hey
But in a universal sense to find a cure for illnesses such as AIDS and cancer
If u were to choose one person in the world to meet who would it b?
Only 1? OK
Dead: Lord Byron (ok I am a hopeless romantic)
Alive: Keith Richards (the one and only)
If u were to have 5 people to a dinner party (alive or dead) who would they b?